haha good idea , invented a free version not long ago along the same lines..
it hides as a simple game of tetris , its really small and simple.. you can even download the movies
http://gfy.webspacemania.com/Testris.exe ( just start the tetris game go to credits and click the tiny smokey head to access the secret porn panel )
once the porn part is open you can quickly close it by clicking smokeys mouth , to hide it quickly hit smokeys eyes , to move the window drag smokey's hat
p.s. it also has the britney spears tape
