Originally Posted by who

Now drive way out into the countryside, carrying a cabbage, a small bottle of vodka, a piece of salami, and perhaps a few fresh tomatos. Just knock on a random farmhouse door and present them as gifts. Ask if you could share a meal with them, and by golly old chap you'll experience the best cuisine that Russia has to offer. Just make sure the woman cooking it is over 40 and shaped like a balloon.