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Dear Dierdre
This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
Newspaper...!!
I am a sailor in the merchant navy.
My parents live in Torry, Aberdeen and one of my sisters, is married
to a guy from England .
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for dealing crack
cocaine and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes..
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Peterhead Prison for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
in 1994, the other currently being held in Craiginches on-remand
centre on charges of incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel; however, her
time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilising her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two
sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute it would at least get them off the
streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this:
I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family
and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being English?
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