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Originally Posted by fr0gman
FACT: Strippers are too expensive to fuck.
They are financially expensive as they have a warped perspective on how the rest of the world earns a living and they are trained to take money from men so be prepared to be treated like a walking ATM.
They are emotionally expensive because ALL of them are damaged on some level so be prepared to be Dr. Phil.
They are socially expensive because you really can't take them home for Christmas or to a meeting with a client; unless your Mom and all your clients are strippers too and in that case your stripper girlfriend will instantly hate them based on stripper-2-stripper polarity.
In short: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM STRIPPERS
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Whatever....
How's this for luck.... My very first time I went to a strip club, age 18, in the Marines, I met a stripper named.... Lisa. Six months later Lisa and I were married.
Not expensive at all my friend.