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1. Wal Mart pays shit wages.
2. Girls like money.
3. Playboy is considered artful and acceptable nudes.
4. Playboy + money > shit wages.
5. Girl gets fired by Wal Mart.
6. Girl hopes to get better job due to skin in playboy.
7. Wal Mart goes GRRRRR at Playboy.
8. Playboy goes HAHA at Wal Mart.
9. Wal Mart considers hostile takeover of Playboy.
10. Wal Mart lawyer says, no bad juju, bad PR.... Down Walton's, Down!
11. Wal Mart ponders suing Playboy.
12. Playboy reminds Wal Mart of previous case histories.
13. Wal Mart runs figures, cousin Jed from accounting says err bad... Plus we fight they win with more sales and then win again and we get kicked in nuts.
14. Playboy giggles.
15. Wal Mart double checks fire at will and moral clauses of girls contracts.
16. Wal Mart prepares spin and media counter measures.
17. Magazine comes out to normal success except in towns where girls live where it will sell more copies.
18. Most of the girls hopes quickly get dashed as no real good jobs arrive.
19. People come to Wal Mart looking for girls, they end up buying made in China crap at high markup.
20. Wal Mart giggles.
Corporate American carries on.
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