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Originally Posted by hydro
lmao my uncle said the same, he's owned a club for just under 8 years now and said if I ever meet a stripper I need to run asap cause its simply not worth the time to fuck em.
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FACT: Strippers are too expensive to fuck.
They are financially expensive as they have a warped perspective on how the rest of the world earns a living and they are trained to take money from men so be prepared to be treated like a walking ATM.
They are emotionally expensive because ALL of them are damaged on some level so be prepared to be Dr. Phil.
They are socially expensive because you really can't take them home for Christmas or to a meeting with a client; unless your Mom and all your clients are strippers too and in that case your stripper girlfriend will instantly hate them based on stripper-2-stripper polarity.
In short: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM STRIPPERS