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Old 11-02-2006, 04:25 PM  
fatdicksimon
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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ANAL HOBBIT - how do I get into the Playboy Mansion party?

Dear Anal Hobbit,

Since I have joined GFY, you have taught me how to bang hookers for free, shoot content with equipment I could never affort, get cheap and free meals at Internext, and many other valuable things. Right now, I am searching for an invite to the Playboy Mansion, and unfortunately I don't have enough traffic to send 100 joins to a sponsor.

So at this point, I have decided that I will do just about anything for an invite. I tried offering free programming and services to webmasters, but that has not worked. I even tried offering deep tissue massages and baked cookies, but that, also, did not work. I figured that if anyone knows how to finagle an invite, it would be you.

Any tips you and advice would be greatly appreciated from you. Thank you for your time.
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