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But do this and do this as I say.. And you will make THOUSANDS..
Go to Goodwill or any 2nd hand store. Pick up a newer version of any US Army, Marines, or Navy Uniform.
Go to google images, and print up some face shots and famly shots of some random dude.. Make sure you have at least one pic of a dude in his miltary garb. And some of some guy being happy with his wife (who looks like you) and some random stupid kids. Babies are best.
Frame all the pics...
Go to the Floral shop, get a few dozen flowers..
Go to wallmart and buy some US flags..
Set up shop..
Make signs.. Get creative..
Really milk the fact that you are a widow, your husband just died in Iraq for his country, you are broke and you have kids.
Again Babies are best.
-Really look sad.
- But dont look homeless.
Have a friend come by every 2 hours to take your cash from you to deposit in your checking account.
The cash will add up fast, and you dont want to have hundreds on you as you stand out on the curb.. You will need someone to skim your cash and put it in the bank for you every TWO hours...
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