It's been a pleasure working with you these past six, eight months, four years, whatever.
Thank you for your recent concerns over my health. However, please note the following:
- My hip is fine thank you.
- My knee is also fine.
- My big toe still hurts, but I'm confident I'll live.
- My back is fine since my wife and I cut down on having sex and have limited ourselves to once a day.
Also note...... I have never fallen down the stairs. (Almost did once, but I recovered nicely, thank you very much!) In fact, not one of you in the office can make it up the stairs in less steps than I can.
I dare all of you to keep up.
Now, get back to work.
(Segulls rock!)
