I thought my mouse was a piece of shit.. then I took it apart and cleaned it real good with a q-tip and now this motherfuckers gliding around like an optical mouse.. it's like brand new again..
All these months of dealing with this piece of shit being all choppy.. and all it took was 10 minutes worth of cleaning.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH LIGHTNING FOR DONATING $25 TOWARDS ME GETTING A REAL MOUSE