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BVF · 11-27-2002, 10:58 AM

Being a full time webmaster, eating fried chicken and drinking malt liquor and sitting in front of this computer all day was making me turn into a fat gelatanous slob. I was worried about not being able to get the bitches anymore. I couldn't stand it, So I started to do something.

If you lift weights, you need to be taking creatine. I've been taking the Twinlab chewables. I've put on 14 pounds of muscle/water in 10 weeks. I stay horny all of the time and I bust big creamy nuts regularly... I jack off so much I have to wait a week just so my dick can heal from the abuse!!

One of my hoes was just over here chilling with me and she was all on my dick saying how buff I was getting. I've only been lifting 10 fucking weeks!

Webmasters who sit on their asses all day needs to spend 30 minutes a day three times a week lifting weights. Also, you should walk 30 minutes 3 times a day...After you do that little bit of exercise, you can reward yourself with some doughnuts and sit on your ass in front of the computer for the rest of the day!

I walk 30 minutes a day 3 times a week with my mother. It helps her health and it helps me at the same time. Plus it gives you 30 mintutes of concentrated talk time with your mom. That time spent will be priceless.

There's nothing wrong with working 18 hours a day, but if you don't get up off of your ass and move, the only pussy you'll be able to fuck are pornstars who your sponsors pay to blow you. And of course, the common call girl.

Do you want your life to be like that? GET UP OFF OF YOUR ASS!!

11-27-2002, 10:58 AM
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	Creatine..It works! Webmasters..don't turn into JELLO! Being a full time webmaster, eating fried chicken and drinking malt liquor and sitting in front of this computer all day was making me turn into a fat gelatanous slob. I was worried about not being able to get the bitches anymore. I couldn't stand it, So I started to do something. If you lift weights, you need to be taking creatine. I've been taking the Twinlab chewables. I've put on 14 pounds of muscle/water in 10 weeks. I stay horny all of the time and I bust big creamy nuts regularly... I jack off so much I have to wait a week just so my dick can heal from the abuse!! One of my hoes was just over here chilling with me and she was all on my dick saying how buff I was getting. I've only been lifting 10 fucking weeks! Webmasters who sit on their asses all day needs to spend 30 minutes a day three times a week lifting weights. Also, you should walk 30 minutes 3 times a day...After you do that little bit of exercise, you can reward yourself with some doughnuts and sit on your ass in front of the computer for the rest of the day! I walk 30 minutes a day 3 times a week with my mother. It helps her health and it helps me at the same time. Plus it gives you 30 mintutes of concentrated talk time with your mom. That time spent will be priceless. There's nothing wrong with working 18 hours a day, but if you don't get up off of your ass and move, the only pussy you'll be able to fuck are pornstars who your sponsors pay to blow you. And of course, the common call girl. Do you want your life to be like that? GET UP OFF OF YOUR ASS!! __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!