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Well, here's a joke of the day for everyone....
If men got pregnant:
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay
Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained
Natural childbirth would become obsolete
All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective
Men would be eager to talk about commitment
There would be a cure for stretch marks
They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes
Men wouldn't think twins were so cute
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