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Originally Posted by edgeprod
BAH AHHAHAHHAA .. what a loser! What a shitty video, also. wtf?
He's the next Star Wars kid!
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He's the next Chuck Norris.
Just look at
these claims:
* He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".[17]
* He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.[18]
* He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford, Sarah Michelle Gellar[18], and Jerry Seinfeld[12]. He further claims to have won two games in a tennis match against Pete Sampras.[12]
* He is a specialist in "Chinese orthopedic massage."[12]
* The Dalai Lama had apparently written his college recommendation.[12]
* He must register his hands as lethal weapons at airports.[12]
* He has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests.[12]
* He claimed to be "an action star, an espionage expert, and a professional athlete. He would be on the C.I.A. firing range one day and at a martial-arts competition that took place in [a] secret system of tunnels underneath Woodstock, New York."[12]
It's time for: AlekseyVaynerFacts.com
Aleksey Vayner counted to infinity. Twice.
