Originally Posted by Rochard

Okay, here's the story with this picture.....

Back when I started my blog I was goofing around and wrote something about Punker and I:

I?m a Mustang freak. I can?t exactly afford any car I want, but I can surely swing $80k for a Viper. But Vipers are ghey so I?m not doing that. Besides, it?s hard for me to justify an $80k car when I work from home and rarely leave the house. Instead I buy Mustangs - Four in the past four years.

So my friend Punkie Barbie calls me up. She?s cute and SPUNKY and always a blast, sober or otherwise. Her car was in the shop and she rented herself a spiffy new Mustang. ?Want to go for a ride?? she asks. Sure. She lets me drive (big mistake). I tear out of the parking lot on two wheels, off to the freeway, and head south with no real destination in mind. I feel like a race car driver.

We pull into this rest area and opps - the brakes weren?t nearly as good as my car, and off the ledge we go. Fuck. Thank God it was a rental.

This is far from the truth, but I'll leave it up to Punker to correct me.