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Congratulations on your marriage...and remember these things...
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man didn't know his wife until he married.
Father: That still happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm
still paying for it."
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives
and the wife takes.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear,
but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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Finally, get off the damn computer and focus on your honeymoon...
Cheers,
ADG Webmaster
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