DaMan

I know this is my first post at GFY and I apologize for the content. However my asshole stinks to high heaven. I wash the fucker with soap and a Brillo, yet given an hour or two it stinks like a pile of dogshit. What am I doing wrong? Wash, wash, wash then scartch, scartch, sniff. Yes, smells like poop. No farts in between either. Do I need a New Car Smell Xmas tree hanging from my coccyx or what? Helpa brutha out!