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Old 11-23-2002, 02:41 PM  
Rickville
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My favourite bible story....I use this to freak out the religious fuckwads that come to my door...it is from 2 KINGS 2! Easy to remember...it is about Elisha, who is bald...a class of school children tease him about it. This apparently pisses God off.

Here is the finale:

23 ¶ And he went up from thence unto Beth?el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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42 dead kids! Don't fuck with bald freaks!
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