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Mutt · 11-23-2002, 01:41 AM

*well i'm sure you all grew up with a buddy who would literally do anything for a laugh or on a dare. at least this guy is getting some paydays out it*

The month-or-so after I burned my face in
the freak "setting my head on fire accident" was a rough time for me, I
consider it to be my second worst injury. The worst was when I landed on my
face on concrete after throwing myself off a second floor balcony. That time I
fractured my cheekbone, broke seven teeth, broke my wrist and got ten stitches
in my chin, all in one go. I am currently still healing a broken collarbone
which I snapped when I crawled inside a big trash can and got shoved off the
roof of a van (that accident is featured on my upcoming DVD). Although I've
also broken my jaw, my ankle, and metacarpals in my hand, gotten stitches all
over my body and had my head stapled together after gashing it open while
skateboarding, I've really not hurt myself all that much. The worst injury I
can say I received while filming for jackass was the way it hurt my feelings to
have no eyebrows for over a month after having my entire body waxed in a beauty
salon. I don't really consider all of the various staple holes in my scrotum to
be injuries as the whole process of stapling my ball sack to my leg is
deliberate and simply a form cosmetic body modification. The same goes for
having my buttcheeks pierced together, it's not an accident, simply a fashion
statement. I suppose the worst injury I've sustained to my pride is also
featured on Don't Try This At Home DVD, when I drink beer from another man's
hairy asscrack. I think that just about covers my worst injuries. It doesn't
count as an injury but it scared the shit out of me when I jumped out of the
airplane, without a parachute, into the ocean on Don't Try This At Home. That
was the first time I ever tried to scream for help after landing on water and
the only time I wasn't able to make a sound, for having the wind knocked out of
me so badly. All of these hard times that I've described really aren't that bad
when you think about the alternative: working for a living. I would like to
thank Kerrang, and heavy metal music, for helping to ruin my attitude enough to
ensure that I would never work to make an honest living and, ultimately, find a
career in doing dumb shit.

11-23-2002, 01:41 AM
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Steve O Writes: well i'm sure you all grew up with a buddy who would literally do anything for a laugh or on a dare. at least this guy is getting some paydays out it The month-or-so after I burned my face in the freak "setting my head on fire accident" was a rough time for me, I consider it to be my second worst injury. The worst was when I landed on my face on concrete after throwing myself off a second floor balcony. That time I fractured my cheekbone, broke seven teeth, broke my wrist and got ten stitches in my chin, all in one go. I am currently still healing a broken collarbone which I snapped when I crawled inside a big trash can and got shoved off the roof of a van (that accident is featured on my upcoming DVD). Although I've also broken my jaw, my ankle, and metacarpals in my hand, gotten stitches all over my body and had my head stapled together after gashing it open while skateboarding, I've really not hurt myself all that much. The worst injury I can say I received while filming for jackass was the way it hurt my feelings to have no eyebrows for over a month after having my entire body waxed in a beauty salon. I don't really consider all of the various staple holes in my scrotum to be injuries as the whole process of stapling my ball sack to my leg is deliberate and simply a form cosmetic body modification. The same goes for having my buttcheeks pierced together, it's not an accident, simply a fashion statement. I suppose the worst injury I've sustained to my pride is also featured on Don't Try This At Home DVD, when I drink beer from another man's hairy asscrack. I think that just about covers my worst injuries. It doesn't count as an injury but it scared the shit out of me when I jumped out of the airplane, without a parachute, into the ocean on Don't Try This At Home. That was the first time I ever tried to scream for help after landing on water and the only time I wasn't able to make a sound, for having the wind knocked out of me so badly. All of these hard times that I've described really aren't that bad when you think about the alternative: working for a living. I would like to thank Kerrang, and heavy metal music, for helping to ruin my attitude enough to ensure that I would never work to make an honest living and, ultimately, find a career in doing dumb shit. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!