Here's my pet, Penny Sillin. She's a tub of cream cheese I've had in my fridge for about 6 months (equivalent to about 4 in cream cheese years). She's great...I don't have to feed her and she still manages to grow at a decent clip. Her coat is a soft, furry grey -- sort of like velvet -- and she never shits in the fridge (although she is starting to stink).
