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Originally posted by toodamnfli
I have been living on my own for the past 6 years..left the wings at 18 and have been flying high every since..my competive fire will never burn out
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Me I got kicked out of the house as a fetus....moved to new york city lived off my umbilical cord for awhile.
Things got a little rough made some extra cash working in Warhol films.
Got $50 for the movie "fetus sleeping." One of those artsy fartsy films.
Knocked around Times Square throughout my adolescence as a urinator.
The city paid me $10 a day to urinate on the sidewalks.
Something about there bing a lack of bums that year and they wanted to keep up their image.
I moved to Los Angeles in my early teens. I found a flyer that promised big wages selling roses on street corners.
Got there and all that was left were oranges...not as much cash but hey it was better pay than the peanuts.
I turned 18 and worked in the gay porn industry as craft services.
We didn't offer snacks, just a variety of flavored lubes and jells.
That lasted for about 2 years, the pay was good but lunches were horrible.
I don't think I could ever gulp eat a tube of mint flavored ky jelly again.
I then got a job working in a porn theatre...similar to my job as urinator but this time it involved semen.
If you ever visited the pussy kat in Hollywood you were either walking or sitting in my cum at some point.
I decided to leave the porn biz and did so for a few short years.
Not having much skill, and there not being much need for urinators and sperminators anymore...fucking technology wiped me out...I ended up pulling small scams on Venice Beach.
The scam usually involved me being a tourist and I would give these psychics $5.00 to tell my future...damn all that info and for only $5.00.
That didn't last long because I was broke.
I finally moved back to Texas and decided I would get back into porn...had some good ideas but grandma was dead so a site based on her was out of the picture.
I decided to give away as much free porn as possible...didn't know anything about sponsors just gave away free porn.
I figured word of mouth would help my business...it did I was so excited when I got that first bandwidt bill...you see they were all movie galleries.
Don't know what to do now.
I figured I could give hand jobs for $5.00 at one of the porn theatres here in Vegas...but I don't have much skill in that.
Too bad they don't need a sperminator.
But hey..at least I dont' live with my mama and daddy.