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Machete_ · 10-11-2006, 06:11 AM

I would charge-back as soon as I had seen the member section for sure, but how well do you think it converts? How many charge-backs? how well does it do with the different traffic sources?

What converts best? TV ads or knocking on doors?
Is it the Personal relations, the product, the design or the long-term benefits that makes it convert?

Tell you what I think would have worked better for the church. If they had promised people who followed their rules they would help making the world a better place, instead of telling them that they would go to a place in the sky filled with small angels floating on clouds AFTER they died - they MIGHT had been able to sell more memberships.

Fuck it, I'm gonna invent a diet program people can follow now, and in return I promise them a slim and fit bony in the NEXT life.

10-11-2006, 06:11 AM
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	If Christianity was a program, how would it convert? I would charge-back as soon as I had seen the member section for sure, but how well do you think it converts? How many charge-backs? how well does it do with the different traffic sources? What converts best? TV ads or knocking on doors? Is it the Personal relations, the product, the design or the long-term benefits that makes it convert? Tell you what I think would have worked better for the church. If they had promised people who followed their rules they would help making the world a better place, instead of telling them that they would go to a place in the sky filled with small angels floating on clouds AFTER they died - they MIGHT had been able to sell more memberships. Fuck it, I'm gonna invent a diet program people can follow now, and in return I promise them a slim and fit bony in the NEXT life.