Are you tired of not being noticed enough by the authorities?
Would you like to be strip-searched more often?
Do you need a date for the dance and not care how you get more attention?
You need a Suspicious Looking Device from Junk Funnel Labs. A bright orange doohickey of deliberately uncertain provenance, it has disconcerting attachments and a huge LED counter to maximize its eye-grabbing appeal. (It also makes ominous noises.)
Price: Unknown
Visit:
http://junkfunnel.com/sld/
