When I am old and look like a severely used bag of skin, I will get tapped as well. If nothing else, I will die looking like a modern art masterpiece. From what I've heard it's one of the most painful ways to get tattoed. Some lunatics actually go to Hawaii to just to have it done the traditional way.
I can just see this: So how was your trip? Well, I suffered in pain griding my teeth while some old sadist cut me with wooden sticks and rocks. Then I paid him an obscure amount of money. Hopefully I will not die from an infection.
Fuck that.
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I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.
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