Amputate Your Head

look.... I'm used to eating bachelor food.... I'm no cook.
I can barely cook scrambled eggs. So I pretty much rely on my girl to cook meals and shit....

but sometimes it just hits you in the middle of the night... like now.

I was fucking STARVING!!!!


I raided the kitchen, ate a raw fucking egg... (disgusting).... a can of uncooked tuna out of the can.... some yogurt, and some bread....

everything I could find that didn't require cooking.


and keep in mind, I'm a guy that grew up in a place where I ate raw potatos straight out of the ground as a snack.


so,.... how hungry have you been.... what's the most far out shit you've eaten as a result of being freakin' hungry.

(I don't count my time in Iraq.... I ate plenty of unidentifiable shit there out of sheer necessity)

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