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If I ever see you posting again I shall track you down and sneak up behind you while you pound away at the keyboard. I will then proceed to smack the back of your skull with a toaster then bound you and wait until you awake. Then I would break each of your fingers knuckle by knuckle. Do not worry I will be bringing smelling salts with me.
After I have had my way with you, your pets, and anything else with an orifice I shall then feel the tingle of sympathy and prop up a mirror that you can look into as a slowly slit your throat from behind.
If not never mind.
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