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JR From The ********* Emailed Me! For Real!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=660738
Here's the reply to that email I just got from JR:
Quote:
From: "J.R." <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Hey It's Teh BoyAlley!
To: John Paul <[email protected]>
Dude way to easy..... come on! show a little creativity .... going the the whole Satan and dising on Jesus rant and then chuck in your whole gay thing.... wayyyyyyy to easy....
Impress me next time with something real about you other than your preconceived ideas of American Christians..... because I aint one of them.......
I would love to share with you how Christ changes lives.... chew on this.....
John 6:35
35 Then Jesus declared, "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.
Thanks!
J.R.
[email protected]
www.*********.com
www.starvingjesus.com
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Here's My Reply Back To Him:
From:
[email protected]
Subject: Thanks For Emailings Me Back!
To: "J.R." <
[email protected]>
Hi JR! Thank you for emailings back Teh BoyAlley!
You never did answer any of my questions though.
Like:
How much money have you gotten out of Donny so far?
Are you gay and ashamed of your sexuality? Which is why you started a Porn Jihad to shame other people about their sexuality as well? Does that help make you feel more secure about your life? Does masturbating to the thoughts of other men guilt your soul, so you feel the need to repress who you truly are?
Yes, I know Christ changes lives. I agree with you there. Just look at Donny! He's going from having a nice home, and making a good living for himself and his family, to probably being destitute. PRAISE BE TO GOD!
That quote from the Bible is very pretty. I would like to direct your attention to the following people:
Christians Living In Darfur.
They are dying every day in the thousands from thirst and starvation. Of course, thousands more are dying there too that aren't Christians, but fuck those people, god owes those people nothing! Black Demons! Black Demons! Black Demons!
Apparently god has more important things to do today, like stopping people from masturbating and spilling their seed while viewing pornographic materials.
That reminds me, I have a kleenex sitting next to me with plenty of spilled seed on it. Hold on, let me go throw it away before my stupid cat gets into it.............
Ok I'm back now.
You said you'd like me to "impress you with something real about me". Is that fancy way of asking what my cock size is? Unfortunately that's not very impressive. My nose is bigger than my penis. And no, that's not a fancy way of saying that I'm Jewish so don't ask.
If you would ever like to talk about getting out of the closet, learning to accept who you truly are, and get rid of that shame that's probably been haunting you your entire life, I'd like to invite you to come into my rectory.
I have attached to the bottom of this email a free login and password to:
www.BoyAlley.com
www.JoshTucker.com
www.AlexDark.com
www.GayPornRadio.com
I would never want to profit from someone that's having problems with their sexuality, and is having feelings of guilt. My help is free of charge.
Your "Sister",
Teh BoyAlley
BTW: If you get a minute, please pray to god for those poor Christians dying of thirst and starvation in Darfur. Ask Jesus to at least piss in their general direction so that they can try to quench their thirst. Thanks much.