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Old 09-29-2006, 11:56 AM  
Shoehorn!
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Originally Posted by AaronM
I have a cousin who is a minister of a medium size church which is located in a place that reminds me of Little House on the Prairie.

This Cousin is a two-faced backstabbing fuck who uses "God" to justify the fucked up things that he does.

Now.......I'm thinking that I need to put on a nice suit, go to his church on Sunday, and tell the entire congregation who I am, what I do for a living, and how my cousin has treated me because of it.

Perhaps I should also tell them how he has tried to talk my head fucked Grandmother out of her money for the church even though she does not attend or have anything to do with church.

I wonder how quickly they will forgive me for my sins?

Religions are a cult. PURE AND SIMPLE.

More people are killed over their religious beliefs than anything else.
So fucking true.

Most people are only really religious when it is advantageous to them, playing the religion card when it can get them out of trouble or help them beat someone else to something.
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