'A disaster, a disaster'
Da crippled oil tanker Prestige split in two today off Spain's northwest Atlantic coast, threatening one of da wizzorld's worst environmental disasters. Da vessel wuz carrying at least 70,000 tons of thick, sticky fuel oil, 'n environmentalists has be like da spill could be twice as big ass as 1989's Exxon Valdez spill off Alaska, know what I'm sayin'?
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