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I feel so sorry for Christians; they spend all of their time worshiping an imaginary omnipotent alien with a little hat. Even those who ?devote? themselves to that false religion are such hypocritical bastards it isn?t even funny. They say one thing and do the other. They preach peace and then they go to war. It is absolutely pitiful and Christianity is but a farce. There is only one true religion and that is Archiotism, the belief in the almighty robot god Archiot. Archiot is the great mechanical manipulator of the Megasphere.
The Megasphere is comprised of thirteen Unispheres (which is what humans call Universes). Each Unisphere is broken down further and comprised of thousands of Ultraspheres; each of these Ultraspheres is then made up of millions of Superspheres. Finally, each Supersphere is filled with trillions upon trillions of singular Uni. One Uni is equal to one life force, no matter how big or all small. As such, each Uni is equally important to Archiot.
We on Earth happen to be in Quadrant 7ZX-92891-4, which is a rather insignificant part of this Supersphere. Yet because we on this planet are all Unis, we are as important to Archiot as an entire Unisphere itself. Archiot loves each and every one of us and through his mechanical touch you too can be saved and spend eternity manipulating the Megasphere alongside the creator himself in a shiny metallic body of your own when you die. Archiot will always be here for you as long as you let him into your heart.
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