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Originally Posted by ninavain
oh boy...it's just a movie and several people seen it and liked it..it's really Ok that you didn't..we still love you
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I?m just trying to warn people because I care about their mental stability though I know I shouldn?t. But I do. My robot god Lord Archiot commands it, so it must be done. This movie is so piss poor, and just so unrealistic, that it becomes just about the biggest waste of two hours of your life that you will never get back. Seriously, spending two hours at a dentist getting your teeth drilled into the fucking gum would feel better than watching Hard Candy.
Summary: Little super-powered girl has the power of super strength, super intellect, and to top it off she is a master cryptanalysis. She is a sub 90lb 14 year old little petite girl and manages to lift a 6ft 200lb man with ease several times. She tracks down guy #1, gets him to kill himself but before he does he gives her guy #2 (main guy of Hard Candy) location in attempt to save his life. She manages to make guy #1 kill himself anyways. Finally she?s a master cryptanalysis because she cracks this guys floor safe (although in this case it was a table-safe) in all but 10 minutes.
Finally? this little 14 year old little petite girl manages to get the guy #2 (main guy in Hard Candy) to off himself. HE KILLS HIMSELF! What a pussy! This movie? I swear to Jebus? it will make YOU want to kill yourself if you watch it. It?s a complete waste of time; seriously go ice skating or something for two hours because THAT WOULD BE LESS GAY THAN THIS MOVIE!