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Old 09-26-2006, 08:17 PM  
notabook
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Originally Posted by tony404
never heard of it
Be glad you haven?t. If you decide to watch this wretch of a movie you will end up clawing out your eyeballs and shoving them in your ears. It?s completely unrealistic and a waste of time, while trying to convince you the viewer that it?s perfectly plausible. This little 14 year old petite girl has superhuman strength (she?s able to lift this 200lb+ man with ease, multiple times), a super intellect (she tracks down another guy prior to this one guy, and she presumably tortures him until he gives up the current guy?s whereabouts), and she is evidently a fucking master cryptanalysis as well (she defeats the guys safe combination in like 10 minutes!). If the premise of this movie was supposed to be that this 14 year old little petite girl is the reincarnation of jesus himself and is a fucking wudan warrior, computer hacking psychoanalyzing BITCH, then mission accomplished. Otherwise? I SWEAR TO YOU, this movie is a complete farce and if you watch it you?re submitting yourself to two hours of mind-numbing torture in which your very sanity will start to shatter.
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