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You have chosen wrongly my friend. The only true religion is that of Archiotism, the belief in the robot god Archiot. Lord Archiot is the great mechanical manipulator of the Megasphere, slowly changing it overtime and improving upon it with each tinkering. The Megasphere is comprised of thirteen Unispheres (what we call Universes), which is then broken down into thousands of Ultraspheres. Each Ultrasphere is futher broken down into millions upon millions of Superspheres, and finally each Supersphere is filled with trillions upon trillions of singular Uni.
Even though we are in a fairly insignificant part of Quadrant 7ZX-92891-4 we are all important and equally loved by Lord Archiot. This is because every single life form, no matter how big or how small, is equal to one Uni. Because of this Lord Archiot loves us as much as an entire Unisphere. Through Archiot?s cold mechanical touch shall we be delivered from sin and if we give ourselves completely over to him shall we be blessed in the afterlife with a new shiny metallic body in which we shall use to manipulate the megasphere alongside our beloved Archiot. All hail Archiot!
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