That dude showed me on t.v. that you can walk through glass.
Well, I tried it at steve lightspeeds house on the beach. that shit didn't work.
Now I have a 3/4 inch deep laceration on one leg and about a 3.5 inch long cut on the other one.
Sucks too. I really wanted to try that dissappearing elephant trick next.
I'll never believe his show again.
* in all seriousness i was on the phone and accidentally walked through a 4 foot by 10 foot pane glass window that looks like an open doorway in the beach house that steve was staying in at YP. some one has some pics somewhere. it hurts like a mother fucker and i'm gonna have a nice scar that i have declared to tattoo YP2006 next to it.
thank you to all the doctors / drunken webmasters that field bandaged me and stopped the bleeding. that was the scarest emergency room i was ever in.
i wish i had a pic from my angle that i was sitting in of the looks on some peoples faces as i lookd around the crowd huddling around me. its nice to know that people care.
i'm glad i was only about 4-5 beers deep and a half a xanex at that point.
thanks everyone.
