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Originally posted by TheFLY
Damn, I think I *would* pay a chick to sneeze for me... If she was a good sneezer she would be off the sneezy-4-sheezy.
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You'd be surprised how many men have this fetish, yet have so much trouble finding a good girl to do it. I'm very good at it, but even faking it makes me dizzy after a full ten minutes, so I can't do it often.
When I was new in the biz and needed money more so than I do now, I use to do the same sneeze guy TWICE a day...once on his way to work, and once on his way home. They are good clients and willing to advertise for you on their fetish boards and what not just to tell others they found a good one.
They don't care if you're really sneezing, they just want it to sound like you are. They LOVE to say God Bless you and have you tell them you need a tissue, and they like you to talk before you 'sneeze' Like...Ah ah oh god I'm going to sneeze...ah ah here it comes ahhhhhh-chooooooo hehe!!! Immediately he will say "God bless you" " DO you need a tissue?" then *sniffle sniffle * yes...Ah ah...Oh god another one! AHH CHOOOOO! hehe! Weird, but if you can handle it, very lucrative.