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I think I?d go back in time to stop Marilyn Manson from becoming such a dickhead. Man what happened? when he was Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years that guy had it all, he even had Winnie Cooper for a while god damn it.. he was such a lucky bastard then. He was an acting genius on that show, he was able to bring up even the sub-par of episodes with just a few words of wisdom. Then he became Marilyn Manson? what a sucky outcome. One can only wonder how the transition happened. For the record I know Paul (Josh Saviano) isn?t really Marilyn Manson, but I?m an asshole so eh whatever. I wonder just what made his mind go so twisted, I wonder just what drove him to such depravity that he was forced to bleach his skin and become more like a skeleton every year.
Fuck it, I?d use the time machine to go back in time and bang Audrey Hepburn for hours on end. Man did she ooze pure sex appeal? god damn it she was fucking hot, my favorite movie she was in was My Fair Lady, playing the role of Eliza Doolittle, a deliciously dirty little poppet who dun spake dey englash veree gud. Oh how I just want to shut up her horrid (albeit well-done) accent with my cock every time I watch that movie; every single time she speaks with her banshee-like tongue I just wanted to shove my meat stick down her throat. Some of you may call my use of the time machine foolish, I call it heavenly. To be able to sex up Audrey Hepburn? every dream, the very accumulation of my life? nothing would be able to compare to a twenty-four hour bangfest with her.
Or maybe I?d just go back in time and steal a 300 million dollar winning lottery ticket. *shrugs*
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