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Unicorns make me smile. I love The Last Unicorn movie. Does that make me queer? Maybe. I don't care, Unicorns fucking rule. Paris Hilton got drilled by a Unicorn before. She didn't come. The Unicorn did though so everything was great. Until the Police showed up. Fucking po-po ruined everything. They thought the Unicorn was a homeless guy named Jim. They kept screaming at the Unicorn and told him to stop banging Paris Hilton, that she’s had enough punishment for one lifetime. At the time I was pretty high but I know it was a Unicorn and I know it was fucking Paris Hilton. Penguins also make me smile. I want to eat a Penguin. A delicious Penguin.
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