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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
You are going to confuse the Christians on here.
Facts, Science, History, and Common Sense cause Christians to have seizures.
IT'S OK CHRISTIANS! JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS AND REPEAT: I DO BELIEVE I DO I DO I DO BELIEVE IN CHRIST!
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You left out a very important part BoyAlley and I am ashamed of you!!
For that last part...you need a pair of Ruby slippers. If you don't have any, then you aren't a true Christian.
P.S. My kids currently call December 25th "Santa day". My mother hates me...but fuck that old bat.