OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF THAILAND
JOON MALI ADDRESSES GOVERNMENT DRESSES
September 24, 2006
BANGKOK - Laying casually on top of her new desk, with one hand inside of her panties, Thailand's new leader realizes that her co-workers are having trouble focusing on their work.
"I have many man come to say 'Hello' today, and not want to leave," she explained. She attributed part of the issue to her new official government uniform, a sleek black and white business bikini and cute ruffle socks. "It is okay, I like to see man."
Joon is actively seeking out members for her new cabinet, and is rumored to be talking to close friends about filling the positions. The top runner for the office of Deputy Prime Minister is reported to be a hot 18 year old girl from a farm Northern Thailand. A name has not been released yet, but
Island Dollars will be following the story VERY closely
When asked whether she should disrobe or if her new bikini conflicted with her earlier "No Clothing" policy, she replied, "I thought you'd never ask...."
