Today I am having an identity crisis. I don't know who I am anymore. Who am I? What is the meaning of life? Am I really in this world or is this just a dream? Can we stop world poverty? Will wars ever come to an end? Will people stop jerking off? Can I get a keg of beer delivered home? Can I live on a Beer diet? Why do I have to clean a my aquarium? Is there a self cleaning aquarium? What came first the chicken or the egg? Do you have the time to listen to me whine? Imagine all the people living in a world of love? WTF does bollocks mean (too lazy to look it up in the dictionary)? Will there always be porn? Will there always be horny men that need to jerkoff? Why do cats always land on their feet? Did we evolve or where we created? Whats a spotted dick? Why do australians come from the land out of love? Why does amsterdam have so many canals? Why can't we live in a fantasy land with super powers etc? Is there a GOD or a devil? Thats about it....
