Creampies are a speciality of the house, and I could post them all day long. I myself have received countless pies from over 2800 men in the past.
Being an expert in this field I'd also call the one above a "fakie pie" produced with your favored instant sperm mix. Yuck! Nice puss, though.
I post this one -anal pie, ooohhhh- as a link because it is not meant for the faint hearted amongst you.
http://slutska.com/div/analpie.jpg
I'd also ask for a bottle of Champagne or wine instead of beer. OK?