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Southern Terrorist Advisory
The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas,
Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they
have made a disturbing discovery in their
states. Apparently, a small number of Al-Qaeda
terrorists have become romantically involved with
local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and they now have the
sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of
the human race: Islamabubbas. So far, only a
smattering of actual births have been reported,
but the FBI is hard at work trying to isolate and
seal them off.
To date, the Bureau has identified
the following children:
Mohammed Billy Bob
Abba Bubba Mohammed
Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa
Bubba Mohammed
Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba
Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat.
Not surprisingly, the Bureau believes all
to be the offspring of one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
End of Advisory....
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