Originally Posted by notabook

Enjoy bringing the filthy furry feline fleshbag vermin into your house, the endorphins you receive from those kitty fleafuckers will soon be replaced by terror as you realize that the cats want nothing less than total domination over you and your family. It?ll take them weeks, no, months to reveal their true purpose to you; right now they are in their training phase of their plan. They train you to do everything for them, you pick up their shit, you give them subsistence, and you?ll even scratch their asses if they demand it.

The cat(s) will soon bore after having you completely trained and under their spell thanks in part to their mind-controlling parasites. Soon they will start to show their rage and randomly start taking out your family members one by one in the most horrible ways imaginable. They?ll save the best for you though, oh yes, they have horrors beyond horror, terror beyond terror? evil beyond evil planned JUST FOR YOU. They?ll torture you for hours on end until eventually they slice out your nuts and force them down your throat, then put you to work in the giant catnip mines for the rest of your life.

The feline overlords command all of the cats of felinity, even the retarded ones, to do their bidding. They will conquer this planet and what?s fucking messed up is humans LET THEM DO IT right under their noses! We WELCOME them into our houses, we let them roam the streets freely. We have to put an end to their reign of terror NOW before it?s too late! Don?t welcome them into your house anymore, don?t let them walk the streets; kick them in the skull, burn them to death at every opportunity, impale them on spikes! KILL THEM ALL BEFORE IT?S TOO LATE!