Originally Posted by CDSmith

I caught a guy red-handed stealing the brand new car I bought years ago. He was trying to drive out of the parking lot I was parked in behind a bar but there was a car ahead of him and he had to wait behind it... and that's when I had him.

I can't tell you all how good it felt to haul him out of MY car by the fucking hair (after ordering him to "put it in park") and kick the living shit out of him. One of the most satisfying moments of my life, likely one of the worst of his.