well I ended up buying this:
http://theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/m...heaterId=20977
perfect fucking thing I needed, so I pony up the cash, and about 2 minutes into it and get this bullshit:
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
(i still fucked, but the whole instructional video was the hot idea)
if they don't give me a full refund I'm starting up some ant aebn stuff, I'm really pissed.