Duke Skywalker's friggin' audio banner scares the shit out of me when I am wasted and cruising the board at 3am before calling it a night...MOFO!!!
The ads I generally click on are the sig ads if it's something that interests me. I've actually done business with people as a result of clicking on their sigs...although when I think about it, I have done even more work with people as a result of threads they started which addressed one of my needs at the moment.
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