"Proud cocksuckers share why they love going down"
an amusing article from the VV.
http://www.villagevoice.com/
not from the article above but from "How I learned to love the cock:"
Cock, sweet cock! I am exposed to beautiful images of you all day long. Of course I love you! For it is you, cock, that gives me a reason to get up in the morning. It is you, cock, that covers my health insurance and provides prescription drug coverage. Thank you, cock, for copay. But even moreso, thank you, cock, for looking great in a well-lit portrait. . .
