... or else you will miss me making a fool of myself
i don't try to humiliate myself on purpose, obviously, it just seems to happen anyway. everytime i go to a show, i do SOMETHING to make myself look like an idiot.
what will i do this time? who knows! i can tell you that i plan on getting very drunk, so i guess anything could happen.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE THERE (and in my presense) TO WITNESS IT!