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Originally posted by Cheshire
Here's my theory on how Pathfinder died;
It was a cold and foggy morning, and jumping out of bed as the army trumpeteer in his head announced the arrival of 4 a.m, Pathfinder crawled out of the bed he shared with his snoring wife.
Completely nude and hung like a toddler, he presented his miniscule package to the world as he marched across his lawn to pull his American flag to full staff. With his chin raised in proper marching form he did'nt observe the small plastic bag holding a church flier and weighted down with rocks. In the dewy dampness he slipped foot over head, completing a full summersault before landing on an erect sprinkler head, sliding it deep inside his ass. His heart just couldn't take the sudden fulfillment of his lifelong desires and stopped mid-beat.
He lay there until his pseudo-son woke up from the couch and went outside to smoke and scratch his ass. There in the afternoon light he found Pathfinder naked with a sprinkler up the ass, and stiff in more ways then one.
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Oh HELL<< i am laughing so fucking hard,,,,
That was fucking brilliant CHESH!!!
