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Old 09-10-2006, 01:10 AM  
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Lobster cooked well is awesome, as is Lobster Bisque soup...

Anybody else here remember the lobster scene from the Woddy Allen movie, Annie Hall?



ANNIE
(Laughing)
I can't! I can't put him in the pot. I
can't put a live thing in hot water.

ALVY
(Overlapping)
Gimme! Gimme! Let me do it! What-what's
he think we're gonna do, take him to the
movies?

Annie hands the lobster to Alvy as he takes it very carefully and drops it
gingerly into the pot and puts the cover back on.

ANNIE
(Overlapping Alvy and making sounds)
Oh, God! Here yuh go! Oh, good, now
he'll think-
(She screams)
Aaaah! Okay.

ALVY
(Overlapping Annie)
Okay, it's in. It's definitely in the pot!

ANNIE
All right. All right. All right.

She moves hurriedly across the kitchen and picks up another lobster. Smiling, she places it on the counter as Alvy stands beside the refrigerator trying to push it from the wall.

ALVY
Annie, there's a big lobster behind
the refrigerator. I can't get it out.
This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a
little dish of butter sauce here with a
nutcracker, it will run out the other
side, you know what I mean?

ANNIE
(Overlapping)
Yeah. I'm gonna get my ... I'm gonna
get my camera.

ALVY
You know, I-I think ... if I could pry
this door off ... We shoulda gotten steaks
'cause they don't have legs. They don't
run around.

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