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Dvae · 09-09-2006, 04:49 PM

Don't forget all the funny quotes we'd have.
Even with out being Prez he's racked up some doozies!

"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."-- 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."-- 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."-- 9/15/95

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."-- 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"-- 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."-- 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."-- 9/21/97

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."-- 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."

-- Vice President Al Gore

09-09-2006, 04:49 PM
Dvae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 5,326	Don't forget all the funny quotes we'd have. Even with out being Prez he's racked up some doozies! "A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992. "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."-- 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is still a high priority."-- 9/5/93 "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."-- 9/15/95 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."-- 5/22/98 "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"-- 12/6/93 "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."-- 11/30/96 "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." "The future will be better tomorrow." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."-- 9/21/97 "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."-- 8/17/93 "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." -- Vice President Al Gore __________________ . . Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.